MAGIC! Rude
MAGIC!
Rude

marieangelineyeo:

Rude by Magic!

After Dinner

  • Brother: aw where are my tortillas?
  • Stepmom: take one of your sisters, sweetie.
  • Me: HOW U GON JUST VOLUNTEER MY TORTILLAS?!?!
  • textingwicked:

In which, Elphaba’s efforts are futile
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    vanillaacoke:

    i remember the first time i went on the blurrypicturesofmikewazoski blog i literally started crying from laughter and my parents were extremely concerned and my dad got up and looked over my shoulder at the computer to see what was wrong and he was just like ???? and  i wa s dYING it took me like half an hour to calm down and i still dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life

    greelin:

    cyberuser:

    i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

    i think you’re still technically gay

    uusui:

    when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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    dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

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But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO